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Commercials From My Nightmares (flashing lights 10:40-10:50) 

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2021 12 فوریه

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Katzuma
Katzuma پیش ساعت
14:46 lol nick’s troops are at war with a family home
AntiHeroine
AntiHeroine پیش 5 ساعت
Wow
Smithy Skinny
Smithy Skinny پیش 9 ساعت
Jesus is Lord. Please accept Him as your Lord and Savior. He died on the cross for you and everyone.
Ricardo Samorio
Ricardo Samorio پیش 17 ساعت
7:33 made me fall of my chair
Space Egg
Space Egg پیش روز
Tac wallet: It can easily fit in ANY pocket! Women: 😑🙄
Presley Jane
Presley Jane پیش روز
You remind me so much of my friend!!!
Dou Dou
Dou Dou پیش روز
Omfg I remember when I was like 8 I saw the tacbat ad while I was watching tv and I even remember telling myself “wtf is that”
Erica M
Erica M پیش روز
This is how much I like your intro oh sorry outro😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕❤💕❤💜💛💚💙
Carlos Arellano Conriquez
Tactimus Prime, it’s optimus prime but more TACTICAL! Also GRREAT JOB, DANNY
Turtle Games
Turtle Games پیش روز
At 7:22 it’s scary
Adam Haspel
Adam Haspel پیش روز
the reason why they don't say he's in the military is to make sure they don't violate the stolen valor act.
Ellyrian Games
Ellyrian Games پیش روز
Normal people when they hear “military grade”: cool! Military people when the hear “military grade”: oh fuck oh god
Ellyrian Games
Ellyrian Games پیش روز
Gunny always told me “remember your gear is made by the lowest bidder”
tommyinnit Fann
tommyinnit Fann پیش روز
7:17 11:24 idk why this is so funny i keep coming to this vid just to see this one part
Doryann D'Angelo
Doryann D'Angelo پیش روز
My cousin was on his motorcycle about a year and a half ago someone had the visor that is in this video and that caused them to crash into him he almost died and had to go though 5 hospitals for surgery and he is still not recovered from it😐 please don’t get it for ur own safety
Doryann D'Angelo
Doryann D'Angelo پیش روز
so please Danny I know you went to buy it but please please don’t use it in your car like actually
Slaughter More
Slaughter More پیش روز
A VPN cannot protect you from a data breach...
The CW Network Edits
The CW Network Edits پیش روز
2:04 "we don't wanna get sued" LoL
Galaxy - Tears
Galaxy - Tears پیش روز
Just because it's WAY too funny to me 9:50
Marian
Marian پیش 2 روز
6:26 was funny af
Marian
Marian پیش 2 روز
11:26
Jonathan Fookes
Jonathan Fookes پیش 2 روز
That nutcracker bit was comedy gold I’ve never laughed that hard during a YT video
Eula
Eula پیش 2 روز
Tactics? Or tictacs?
Marie T
Marie T پیش 2 روز
Theory: Tacs target audience is paramilitary/ hardcore 2nd amendment folks who want guns and underground bunkers but never actually want to sign up for service.
Ellie Phildion
Ellie Phildion پیش 2 روز
ɪᴍ ᴀ ʀᴇᴀʟ ʙᴏʏ
Allan Eaton
Allan Eaton پیش 2 روز
The newest edition to modern warfare: The Tac-Bat
The Magic Pootis Bird
The Magic Pootis Bird پیش 2 روز
7:37 just to skip nightmare time
Tosspot!
Tosspot! پیش 13 ساعت
7:40 Choose this one instead, your ears will thank you.
ewan kast
ewan kast پیش 2 روز
So is nobody going to talk about how the tac bat is just a maglite?
thatguyjax
thatguyjax پیش 2 روز
7:12 Need i say more?
Ken Eernisse
Ken Eernisse پیش 3 روز
Watch every video where he reviews Nick Bolton and take a shot every time Nick says the word “military” or “tactical”
Birchwood
Birchwood پیش روز
And rest in peace darling
MiaWolfy 10
MiaWolfy 10 پیش 3 روز
These commercials are my CHILDHOOD
Tricks&Follies
Tricks&Follies پیش 3 روز
5:30 That just means Nick Bolton has military-grade tenitis.
Isabelle Tepe
Isabelle Tepe پیش 3 روز
i really cant stop laughing at GREAT job DANny.
Isaiah Pelletier
Isaiah Pelletier پیش 3 روز
Tactical dantical manticle hanticle tanticle tenticle testi- wait nevermind.
Audrianna Burket
Audrianna Burket پیش 3 روز
no one: not a soul ever: me as a kid thinking i’m a water bender from atla: 8:38
xMelanie
xMelanie پیش 3 روز
Rewatching and still so funny. The angry nutcracker, the callbacks and jokes, all so great.
Hunter Maddox
Hunter Maddox پیش 3 روز
US Navy Sailor here, Military grade means it might work for a few days or it won't work at all. That's why I never buy anything labeled "Military Grade"
Fh7kJuzf6Ah90iaO k
Fh7kJuzf6Ah90iaO k پیش 3 روز
Bruh
The rubikes Bros
The rubikes Bros پیش 3 روز
I beat an attacker to death with the tac baton
BackwardDuckAntics
BackwardDuckAntics پیش 3 روز
Nobody should use express use tacticalVPN it connects you when your house is on fire and it even works when you dead. Remember use tacticalVPN
Lacy Friedrich
Lacy Friedrich پیش 3 روز
Great job Danny
ZeroFox75
ZeroFox75 پیش 3 روز
Still waiting for the Tactical Undies
moshiartz
moshiartz پیش 3 روز
IM SCARED BUT LAUGHING
Eric Swenson
Eric Swenson پیش 3 روز
They literally peeled the polarization layer out of a old LCD tv, like they saw on IRitem. Then act surprised that adding the polarization back makes it visible again.
Gkat 805
Gkat 805 پیش 4 روز
The Tac people seem like they make products specifically for Dwight Shrute
Tara A
Tara A پیش 4 روز
8:06 can anyone make out what the video in the reflection is?!
Struggling Through Life
Struggling Through Life پیش 4 روز
I get that these commercials are ridiculous, but I cringe hearing you say that normal people don’t deal with threats to their safety like this. Not everyone lives in a safe area and honestly that bat flashlight thing seems kind of useful for people (women especially) who have to travel alone. The world isn’t all a safe suburb, Danny.
KT Reznin
KT Reznin پیش 4 روز
Danny's acting skills are killer.
giant the world ender
giant the world ender پیش 4 روز
Yah I have epilepsy. Yah I'm currently watching from ten forty to ten fifty what abojtnsdncbdbdnfndndj.
Rebecca Seymour
Rebecca Seymour پیش 4 روز
These products are 100% targeted at those people who ate fucking obsessed with the army/police and have no fucking chance of actually being in the army/police (nor should they be)
amanda grace
amanda grace پیش 5 روز
the nutcracker skit.
MixedMaisie - Mixed Up Content
7:13 is my favourite part
lolimmune
lolimmune پیش 5 روز
Former US Army, can confirm, tac stuff doesnt work and isnt used by the military.
mewtuwa
mewtuwa پیش 5 روز
Nick Bolton is my favorite war criminal.
Swag Henni
Swag Henni پیش 5 روز
danny: oooh dang twelve inches gah dayum the comments: nutcracker
Will O.
Will O. پیش 5 روز
Everybody be chillin til tactical dantical shows up
Elise Carmichael
Elise Carmichael پیش 5 روز
Can confirm, as someone who lives near the naval academy, that fishing is a real problem because instead of fish below the bay, it's just navy guys. lurking. waiting. shaving, possibly.
Scratch Vines
Scratch Vines پیش 5 روز
I only started to watch your videos these days so what is the GREG FOR THAT BE REALLLLLL SUSSSSSSS
WiryHorse5
WiryHorse5 پیش 6 روز
Why does it sound like Danny’s finally hit puberty
Alice the Music Demon
Alice the Music Demon پیش 6 روز
Add a public comment...
Tsuyu Asui
Tsuyu Asui پیش 6 روز
Now: tack bat 5 years in the future: tack socks
Spring day
Spring day پیش 6 روز
10:40 10:50
Alyssa Miyasato
Alyssa Miyasato پیش 6 روز
I keep watching this just for the nut cracker guy
Starry cubes
Starry cubes پیش 6 روز
11:25 lol
Him Hamoosh
Him Hamoosh پیش 6 روز
10:39 Robber: yo wtf stop am a shoot u weird dud:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Plip deflabio
Plip deflabio پیش 6 روز
He talks about tactical situations like being able to be seen from four miles away is tactical
Tryllen
Tryllen پیش 7 روز
The funniest part is the bow because with a actual bow it would be going a LOT faster and in the shot it looks like someone just through a arrow
Xx_Random_ Fandom_xX
Xx_Random_ Fandom_xX پیش 7 روز
I wanna Tac hamster TAKE MY MONEY
sweater weather
sweater weather پیش 7 روز
Video description: 10:39 - 10:50 Camera on a man and woman in bed at night OFF-SCREEN CRASH MAN gets out of bed and grabs TAC-BAT [V.O.] NICK BOLTON And, it protects you and your family in two ways! SCENE CHANGE to MAN on stairs holding TAC-BAT, INTRUDER at bottom of stairs. [V.O] NICK BOLTON Disorienting would-be attackers with his tactical strobe, MAN points TAC-BAT at INTRUDER, strobe light emits from TAC-BAT into INTRUDER'S face, disorienting him. Text on screen reads: Self-Defense Mode Cut to DANNY DANNY Ah yeah. Cut to slow motion of MAN pointing still flashing TAC-BAT. His face is distressed. Text on screen reads: Self-Defense Mode [V.O] DANNY Look at him; he's got the situation under control. Cut to DANNY, making exaggerated distressed face. DANNY (mocking) Ooh, go away! Aah! I tried to make this as cohesive as I could
sweater weather
sweater weather پیش 7 روز
Nutcracker!Danny is scarier than every horror movie I've ever seen
Heaven Langley
Heaven Langley پیش 7 روز
Warning: For Navy Guys Only.😎
Sheep Undefined
Sheep Undefined پیش 8 روز
Wouldn't it be better to just use an extendable baton or something? Maybe something that doesn't brag about being "military tough" when everything the military uses is the bare minimum of like....toughness?
Sheep Undefined
Sheep Undefined پیش 8 روز
Also ffs, no one uses RFID sniffers anymore, why do wallet producers harp on about them so much?
Greg Stinker of Kurtistown
The funniest thing about the tac razor has to be the fact that if you drop a regular razor into water it’s not going to break either
Patricia Bagwell
Patricia Bagwell پیش 8 روز
Corridor
そのジャリン
そのジャリン پیش 8 روز
Dont all wallets fit in your pocket ;-;
shh the movie is starting
lol shave under water who does that
Яромир Загреба
i laughed a lot at the last 7 words
Junior
Junior پیش 8 روز
dude make a mini horror movie already
monkeykh
monkeykh پیش 8 روز
Brilliant, just brilliant.
I Have No Idea
I Have No Idea پیش 8 روز
Is it just me or does anybody else would buy one of those tactical fleshlights?
Zuceth Zamorano
Zuceth Zamorano پیش 8 روز
Let me tell you that wallet ain't fiting in anyone's pockets especially girls ones
Brooke Adorable
Brooke Adorable پیش 8 روز
yeah my grandpa is always in our pool he literally cleans it thats his food
Rem Tv
Rem Tv پیش 8 روز
Looking back, if you slow down the footage of the wallet getting shot with the arrow, it has a rubber tip. Somewhat conspicuous because I could even tell there was a slight bend at normal speed.
Oh No!
Oh No! پیش 9 روز
t a c t i c a l s h o v e l
Bailey Keller
Bailey Keller پیش 9 روز
Made from the strongest of metals, aluminum!
Imperial Force
Imperial Force پیش 9 روز
That Was DreamWasTaken's Voice
FIESTA FLANDERS
FIESTA FLANDERS پیش 9 روز
a knife on a bat is basically an axe right? maybe just a gun on an axe?
Zekzer Ze
Zekzer Ze پیش 9 روز
The whole video I’m dying laughing 🤣
Mars Eats Glue
Mars Eats Glue پیش 9 روز
when you said he might be at war with mars im like"he is at war with me mars"
octagnl
octagnl پیش 10 روز
Me waiting for 10:40 *waiting intensifies*
Green eggs and ham
Green eggs and ham پیش 10 روز
He should react to wild child
Caden 2
Caden 2 پیش 10 روز
guys i just got the most tactical version of blue its called bluetac
Somehow a turtle
Somehow a turtle پیش 10 روز
I think this is the best video yet.
FireK4t
FireK4t پیش 10 روز
I am going Danny made me choke on my orange juice i nearly died sentence him to the death penalty
BAKUGO I will be the number one hero one day
Danny: BANG BANG BANG BANG stab stab stab
ShepDance
ShepDance پیش 11 روز
dude that nutcracker thing is a legit good horror movie plot
Silent Whisperer21
Silent Whisperer21 پیش 11 روز
Every kid cry after Santa isn’t real or tooth fairy Me: WAIT NICK BOLTON ISNT IN THE MILITARY?!?WHHYYYY
Tarocise
Tarocise پیش 11 روز
"I've got a tactical flashlight and a fat ass!"
KitKatt
KitKatt پیش 11 روز
dantical just sounds like you are describing your own testicles.
Omar Sakkej
Omar Sakkej پیش 11 روز
I know
Lillian Linton
Lillian Linton پیش 11 روز
It's funny to me how Danny must have a bunch of random, probably useless stuff he paid money for to use in videos once just lying around his house.
mint ,
mint , پیش 11 روز
Turned notifications on. I’m Greg now
that one human, dend
that one human, dend پیش 11 روز
7:35 HUH-
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