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How 2 Be Rich 

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2020 25 سپتامبر

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Austin Meyer
Austin Meyer پیش 2 ساعت
Actually the only way to get rich is by eating 4 dates daily Bill Gates just had an overdose one day and decided to keep getting that overdose of dates
Prestigio Tablet
Prestigio Tablet پیش 13 ساعت
5:13 lol
Toby Shakespeare
Toby Shakespeare پیش 14 ساعت
Hanging with ppl richer than me just means they go places I can't afford to :/
Chachi Ham
Chachi Ham پیش روز
BAD BOSS AS DUDE
Squid619
Squid619 پیش روز
In the dark knight the Joker actually said “if you’re good at something never do it for free.”
Pico
Pico پیش روز
No its She sells seashells on a seashore But the value of these shells will fall Due to the laws of supply and demand No one wants to buy shells 'cause there's loads on the sand Step 1: you must create a sense of scarcity Shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare, you see Bare with me, take as many shells as you can find and hide 'em on an island stockpile 'em high until they're rarer than a diamond Step 2: you gotta make the people think that they want 'em Really want 'em, really bleeping want 'em Hit 'em like Bronson Influencers, product placement, featured prime time entertainment If you haven't got a shell then you're just a bleeping waste man Three: it's monopoly, invest inside some property, start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly ""Shells must sell"", that will be your new philosophy Swallow all your morals they're a poor man's quality Four: expand, expand, expand, clear forest, make land, fresh blood on hand Five: why just shells? Why limit your self? She sells seashells, sell oil as well! Six: guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds, sell rocks, sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock Seven: press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes, Run to be the president of the United States Eight: big smile mate, big wave that's great Now the truth is overrated, tell lies out the gate Nine: Polarize the people, controversy is the game It don't matter if they hate you if they all say your namep Ten: the world is yours, step out on a stage to a round of applause You're a liar, a cheater, and a devil, And you sell seashells on the seashore
loony lou
loony lou پیش روز
"there are no girls here right?" Girls: "puts on fake mustache* "no"
Danielle Miller
Danielle Miller پیش 2 روز
The joker did actually say "if you're good at something never do it for free" about killing Batman to the mobsters, but it's weird when they have a pic of him for random motivational phrases
Rolling Leek
Rolling Leek پیش 2 روز
im a girl, you cant tell me what to do. if I want to watch this I will
Muhmmad ghaffari
Muhmmad ghaffari پیش 2 روز
when he was acting like a motivational speaker why did i think he actually was one
Lake Strobel
Lake Strobel پیش 2 روز
I, a poor woman, can confirm that 99.9% of all Greg’s (myself included) are rich men. The .1% just haven’t bossed up yet.
Frog King
Frog King پیش 2 روز
"I want to be rich and I am a man" *jschlatt has entered the chat*
Sasha Raydon
Sasha Raydon پیش 3 روز
the only power i’ve gained from being alone is the power of depression
Sasha Raydon
Sasha Raydon پیش 3 روز
lgbt representations in these skits epic
David C.
David C. پیش 3 روز
3:49 that's not called being on the grind that's called being gay or asexual
Soup Man
Soup Man پیش 4 روز
So billionaires can’t date women so… does that mean there all gay
I'm Weird
I'm Weird پیش 4 روز
No girls allowed in my tree house, they have cooties
Yeetz Planez
Yeetz Planez پیش 4 روز
I bet all the 4.4K dislikes are all girls lol
Dilrukshi Chamila
Dilrukshi Chamila پیش 5 روز
"there's no girls watching this, right?...." me - _slowly raises hand :')_
Adrian Ramsey
Adrian Ramsey پیش 5 روز
Him at 2:00 was literally me before I realized I was aro
l0velycry
l0velycry پیش 5 روز
My family has a few very wealthy friends. The key to being a millionaire I guess is: 1. Don’t have kids 2. Become the Vice President of a huge medical company 3. Have like 4 degrees
jimins lost jams
jimins lost jams پیش 5 روز
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Ashlyn Martin
Ashlyn Martin پیش 6 روز
P.T. Barnum was the rich guy who would/did say that stuff 🤣
Ah Dead Donut
Ah Dead Donut پیش 6 روز
9:47 Gavin speaking facts
Mollie Stier
Mollie Stier پیش 7 روز
All of the gayregs watching this floating above every single post these account's post: 👀
Madeline Cook
Madeline Cook پیش 7 روز
I guess I’ve gotta stop hanging out with myself
XrxsGaming TK
XrxsGaming TK پیش 7 روز
“Yeah be like a villain, never chase a girl, be like Ted bundy” -Danny Gonzalez 2020
hellworld
hellworld پیش 7 روز
8:38 bro the way he perfectly replicated the mannerisms of a motivacional speaker lmao
Bopping Gamer
Bopping Gamer پیش 7 روز
B.B.B Big Black Block
BAKUGO I will be the number one hero one day
But I’m a girl/ I MEAN I AM A MAN TOTALLY
Finn Crossan
Finn Crossan پیش 9 روز
How to be rich fast Step 1. Don’t be straight
st. jimmy
st. jimmy پیش 9 روز
why and how did the g r e g sign fall off-
ARIAN
ARIAN پیش 10 روز
me 8
Green eggs and ham
Green eggs and ham پیش 10 روز
He should react to wild child
StarVoid
StarVoid پیش 10 روز
here are some actual steps to get rich She sells seashells on a seashore but the value of these seashells will fall Due to the laws of supply and demand, no one wants to buy shells cus there's loads on the sand Step 1: you must create a sense of scarcity; Shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare you see. Bare with me And take as many shells as you can find and hide them on an island Stockpile em high until they're rarer than a diamond Step 2: You gotta make the people think that they want 'em Really want 'em, Really fuckin want 'em, Hit 'em like Bronson Influencers, product placement, featured primetime entertainment If you haven't got a shell, then you're just a fucking wasteman 3: it's monopoly invest inside some property Start a corporation make a logo do it properly Shells must sell that will be your new philosophy Swallow all your morals they are poor man's quality 4: EX-PAND EX-PAND EX-PAND CLEAR FORESTS MAKE LAND FRESH BLOOD ON HANDS 5: WHY JUST SHELLS?WHY LIMIT YOURSELF? SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS SELL OIL ASWELL 6: GUNS, SELL STOCKS ,SELL DIAMONDS, SELL ROCKS SELL WATER TO A FISH SELL THE TIME TO A CLOCK 7: PRESS ON THE GAS TAKE YOUR FOOT OF THE BRAKES THEN RUN TO BE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES 8: BIG SMILE MATE,BIG WAVE THAT'S GREAT NOW THE TRUTH IS OVERRATED TELL LIES OUT THE GATE 9: POLARISE THE PEOPLE,CONTROVERSY IS THE GAME IT DONT MATTER IF THEY HATE YOU IF THEY ALL SAY YOUR NAME 10: The world is yours Step out on a stage to a round of applause You're a liar A cheat A devil A whore And you sell seashells on the seashore
ScalyLayde
ScalyLayde پیش 10 روز
Being alone turns you into a floating business skull deity? I'm in
Nothing There
Nothing There پیش 10 روز
Danny: where all dude’s here right no girls here right? Me: 🙄
nereide
nereide پیش 10 روز
"theres no girls watching this, right?" danny i think we are all girls men other than you and drew dont really have a sense of humour
Terrence Austin
Terrence Austin پیش 11 روز
I’m offended because you assumed I was a boy, when I am actually a super rich boss man with a Lamborghini
Kapustinek ?
Kapustinek ? پیش 11 روز
“So you wanna learn about HelloFresh huh?” “TOO BAD GET LOST LOSER”
DontAskWhy
DontAskWhy پیش 11 روز
notifications on, i am truly *G E R G* 😎😎
Alethea VanDemark
Alethea VanDemark پیش 12 روز
"There are no girls watching this, right?" Me, being a girl: Imma rebel
Sammy's NONSENSE
Sammy's NONSENSE پیش 12 روز
1
the noob production loser
the noob production loser پیش 12 روز
How to be rich ask bill gates for money this is just a joke
kendrick thomas
kendrick thomas پیش 12 روز
Sorry bro, but hello fresh isn't taking out the prep work if my sweet potatoes aren't skinned and sliced, ill take 3
Digigom
Digigom پیش 13 روز
8:03 do you like how i walk, do you like how i talk
Madeleine Jönér
Madeleine Jönér پیش 13 روز
Tobi Rodgers
Tobi Rodgers پیش 14 روز
the island actually went down in profit,,, it was way more beforehand (if you did the math)
Georgia Queen of England
Georgia Queen of England پیش 14 روز
But like being friends with Mr.Beast could be a real career path
El -w-
El -w- پیش 14 روز
You make my day 😊
JustSimplyHannah
JustSimplyHannah پیش 15 روز
no girls, right ? no girls. Me: Slaps on a mustacheeeee
Zuzanna Maksimowska
Zuzanna Maksimowska پیش 15 روز
Ok but let's just appreciate the fact that this video is exactly 18 mins long
Riley’s World_gacha
Riley’s World_gacha پیش 15 روز
“There is no girls watching this right?” Ummmmmmmm I’m here 👁👄👁 :)
Sammy's NONSENSE
Sammy's NONSENSE پیش 12 روز
2
Elan Innes Gaming
Elan Innes Gaming پیش 16 روز
I am a girl 🙄
Nightmare_ Creature
Nightmare_ Creature پیش 16 روز
Danny: w-were all dudes here right? Every single commenter: *nonbinary noises* hehe can't catch me fucko
Carlos Torres
Carlos Torres پیش 17 روز
Step 1. Be gay Step 2. Profit
Umbrys
Umbrys پیش 18 روز
I'm not a girl But I ain't exactly a boy either
Deirdre Leamy
Deirdre Leamy پیش 16 روز
I am a girl. But I ain't exactly not a boy
Caroline
Caroline پیش 18 روز
why do all the skits escalate so quickly
Mae K
Mae K پیش 18 روز
' there's no girls watching this ' Me: hello
Sammy's NONSENSE
Sammy's NONSENSE پیش 12 روز
3
maya bee
maya bee پیش 19 روز
did you just call me a dude...
T-Y TY
T-Y TY پیش 19 روز
"You cant make money if you're dating a women" you heard it here, be gay
Haunted Flower
Haunted Flower پیش 19 روز
Wouldn't dying be the plan B though?
Megan Fourie
Megan Fourie پیش 19 روز
Does nobody notice that it looks like a tornado struck in the back round lol
Alana Towery
Alana Towery پیش 19 روز
"There's no girls watching this, right?" Me: *using ponytail as moustache* Uh ... No? "Okay, just making sure." Me: Phew...
Sammy's NONSENSE
Sammy's NONSENSE پیش 12 روز
5
Challanger Tom
Challanger Tom پیش 20 روز
im 9
dapet 225
dapet 225 پیش 20 روز
O-of course im a boy heh, why would y-y-you even suggest such a s-s-silly notion heh...
Prehistoric Walrus
Prehistoric Walrus پیش 20 روز
danny: only dudes watching this, no girls right? non-binaries: :,c
XDxisy Heartx
XDxisy Heartx پیش 21 روز
i'm a girl and i own my own business 🤍
Hayley Jo
Hayley Jo پیش 21 روز
Lowkey Danny spoke facts when he said the people in your life can’t have power over you if you have no people in your life
Shoeshiner
Shoeshiner پیش 21 روز
wasn't expecting gender euphoria in the first minutes of the video
Deirdre Leamy
Deirdre Leamy پیش 16 روز
Gender euphoria?
Claretriestoohard
Claretriestoohard پیش 21 روز
just another one of the dudes here, good video bro
Mono Morris
Mono Morris پیش 21 روز
you really could sound like john mulaney if you wanted to.
Ray O’Connell
Ray O’Connell پیش 22 روز
Does Danny not know that the never do it for free thing is from the dark knight?
Ayame lolix
Ayame lolix پیش 22 روز
"There's no girls watching this, right?" *sweats nervously*
Sammy's NONSENSE
Sammy's NONSENSE پیش 12 روز
6
ItzRuthie
ItzRuthie پیش 22 روز
Right💀🤚
mental breakdown
mental breakdown پیش 22 روز
"there's no girls watching this, right?" uh
Sammy's NONSENSE
Sammy's NONSENSE پیش 12 روز
7
opulentity
opulentity پیش 22 روز
STOP HANGING OUT WITH POOR PEOPLE
꧁G0th1c _D0ll꧂
꧁G0th1c _D0ll꧂ پیش 23 روز
H0w 2 b3 r$ch
Suvidh Sudheer
Suvidh Sudheer پیش 23 روز
These guys are Boss Ass Dudes
uncle chadicles
uncle chadicles پیش 23 روز
idea what if he makes a ting that we all have to pay one dollar for then idl
Owen Thomas
Owen Thomas پیش 23 روز
I cant get over the joker pictures gajeggsmrbsjrvkdhbtld
Soap Suds
Soap Suds پیش 23 روز
I watched followed all these accounts on my dads phone and he actually listened. My parents now have a divorce.
Just me
Just me پیش 24 روز
Clearly you never watched the dark knight
DanteTheDumbass
DanteTheDumbass پیش 24 روز
Is that a small poster behind Danny spanking himself
Addi Hunt
Addi Hunt پیش 24 روز
“We’re all boys here right?” Me being trans: CONFUSED SCREAMING
WolfieCatNoirSimp
WolfieCatNoirSimp پیش 24 روز
We are all dudes here right no girls? Me a girl: imma dudet so....No
Sammy's NONSENSE
Sammy's NONSENSE پیش 12 روز
8
Raphael Kingata
Raphael Kingata پیش 24 روز
Danny: we all want to be rich men Feminists: cancel him... NOW
ABDU AL KAMEL
ABDU AL KAMEL پیش 24 روز
"Only boys in this channel" welp..IM HERE FOR NOTHING
Avedish Animations
Avedish Animations پیش 24 روز
It's true though literally every girl I have seen in my life would wanna marry me if I was rich
Avedish Animations
Avedish Animations پیش 24 روز
It's true though literally every girl I have seen in my life would wanna marry me if I was rich
Deirdre Leamy
Deirdre Leamy پیش 16 روز
Nope.
Brody Bazzini
Brody Bazzini پیش 24 روز
He is a man? Impossible
Georgia G
Georgia G پیش 25 روز
0:49 what do I do (I'm non binary)
Ty Stewart
Ty Stewart پیش 25 روز
My 11 year old self has been waiting for somebody to teach me how to be Rich
Empress
Empress پیش 26 روز
So, be male, gay or alone, forget everything you know, abandon your friends for rich people, and then you’re set? Awesome, thanks. 👉😎👉
Its your boy
Its your boy پیش 26 روز
“If you’re good at something never do it for free” is a quote from the joker from the dark knight.
Strawberri
Strawberri پیش 26 روز
Pro Tip: Be gay Be rich
Polska_Shibaaaツ
Polska_Shibaaaツ پیش 26 روز
If there r girls Here u r Gregs now yourwelcome
GenZ
GenZ پیش 27 روز
yeah im a MAN 😎😎😎 iM A Ngirl
Ononvi
Ononvi پیش 27 روز
0:57 gender? in this economy? oh goodness sweetheart no
Ava MacDonald
Ava MacDonald پیش 27 روز
Yes, indeed, I am, in fact, a man. 😁
Olivia Muchow
Olivia Muchow پیش 27 روز
“There’s no girls watching this right?” Me: hm, yes, no defiantly not.
Sammy's NONSENSE
Sammy's NONSENSE پیش 12 روز
9
Olivia Muchow
Olivia Muchow پیش 27 روز
The amount of gay in this comment section is just 😌
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